I’ve been told to update, so, well, umm, here I am. Actually it was more of a deal I had with someone, if they updated then I would follow suit. And well, the rest is history, so to speak.
It’s been ages since I even visited my page, at a point I was simply going to ditch it, but you know, I just couldn’t in the end. It gave me those big, sulky, doggy eyes (you know the type that web pages seem to give you? no? guess it’s just me then, oook) and I just couldn’t put it down.
Instead, I’ve decided to grab the code machine and shock it to life. It’s borderline code blue right now.
What have I been up to you may be wondering? And I’d answer with a big ol’ “well, chip, not a whole lot.”
Seriously, since the last time I’ve updated maybe one or two note worthy things have happened.
One, I finished my internship at the hospital. It was fun. I got flowers. Yay.
Two, I started school, like real people school. Like BIG PEOPLE school. It’s an accomplishment my whole family is very proud of, you know since they never saw much genius in me. Haha, I showed them! Regardless however, they still see no genius in me. I just keep telling myself they’re jealous and that it is there, you know, hiding behind the layers and layers of stupid I have going for me. I’m like the little engine that could, except since blue doesn’t work for me I’ve decided to go with pink, you know, bring some style to Timbuktu.
For an update I’d have to say that if anything this sucks. It’s going horribly and I’m sure, just sure, that I’ve lost the attention of 99.99999% of you. BUT YOU, yes you, that’s right YOU, that measly 0.1% that’s still awed by me. Go home, sleep, re-energize your brain then come back and you’ll find that yes, you did waste about five minutes of your time on complete nonsense. Good for you, you have now joined the ranks of everyone in College. How does it feel?
Don’t answer that, otherwise I’ll know that you just spent another minute thinking about that question, another minute of your life wasted and who will be blamed for that? You, not me, I told you to stop reading like half a minute ago and here you are still reading.
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Still there? Go to sleep a more eloquent and genius post (cause that’s what I am, genius) will come another day when I’m not high on…well my own genius sillies. Goodnight, and farewell.
Also since you made it this far, I apologize for wasting your time.
Salam
It’s been ages since I even visited my page, at a point I was simply going to ditch it, but you know, I just couldn’t in the end. It gave me those big, sulky, doggy eyes (you know the type that web pages seem to give you? no? guess it’s just me then, oook) and I just couldn’t put it down.
Instead, I’ve decided to grab the code machine and shock it to life. It’s borderline code blue right now.
What have I been up to you may be wondering? And I’d answer with a big ol’ “well, chip, not a whole lot.”
Seriously, since the last time I’ve updated maybe one or two note worthy things have happened.
One, I finished my internship at the hospital. It was fun. I got flowers. Yay.
Two, I started school, like real people school. Like BIG PEOPLE school. It’s an accomplishment my whole family is very proud of, you know since they never saw much genius in me. Haha, I showed them! Regardless however, they still see no genius in me. I just keep telling myself they’re jealous and that it is there, you know, hiding behind the layers and layers of stupid I have going for me. I’m like the little engine that could, except since blue doesn’t work for me I’ve decided to go with pink, you know, bring some style to Timbuktu.
For an update I’d have to say that if anything this sucks. It’s going horribly and I’m sure, just sure, that I’ve lost the attention of 99.99999% of you. BUT YOU, yes you, that’s right YOU, that measly 0.1% that’s still awed by me. Go home, sleep, re-energize your brain then come back and you’ll find that yes, you did waste about five minutes of your time on complete nonsense. Good for you, you have now joined the ranks of everyone in College. How does it feel?
Don’t answer that, otherwise I’ll know that you just spent another minute thinking about that question, another minute of your life wasted and who will be blamed for that? You, not me, I told you to stop reading like half a minute ago and here you are still reading.
…………………………….
…………………………….
……………………………
Still there? Go to sleep a more eloquent and genius post (cause that’s what I am, genius) will come another day when I’m not high on…well my own genius sillies. Goodnight, and farewell.
Also since you made it this far, I apologize for wasting your time.
Salam
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