Be Awed

Salam All!

Ok, so I exaggerated…kind of. I said I wouldn’t post again for a while, because I have “so much” to do before I leave in ten days. Actually nine days if you don’t count the actual day of my departure. Which, I don’t think I should, when you think about logically. Ok, so I like getting in to useless debates as much as the next guy/girl but I think this one can wait for another day when I’m really bored and/or am totally desperate for an update. It will probably be both.

Anywho, back to the subject at hand, why I’m updating when I should be doing all the many things I have to do. But really I don’t want to talk about “why” I’m not doing all those things right now; because it just totally rains down on my parade.

Ok, I know there was a reason for why I’m updating; I just sort of forgot it along the way. But I think it’s slowly starting to creep back in to mind, it’s just easy to forget things once in a while, especially when you have so much crammed in to your mind. In other words, geniuses can be excused here and there for forgetfulness…no?

You don’t think I’m a genius? That’s fair, most people don’t know; I’m very modest in keeping my noble peace prize nominations and Pulitzers on the DL. What can I say? Now you sort of know, and NOW I have no choice but to awe you all with my superior intellect.

This will no longer be any ordinary blog about a girl who sometimes likes to babble, jabble, and talk kadabble, oh, and who happens to like pink gerberas. (What’s with that anyway? Can anyone seriously explain that? More importantly did anyone noticed I rhymed just now? ANYONE?) No, my dear friends, this will now become a place where I debate serious, thought provoking things. Where I contemplate the meaning of life; as I analyze the questions everyone else is to afraid to ask. Where, get this…I may even have an answer!

Settle down people. Geez, I know this is a lot to take in, and that “yes”, it’s pretty darn exciting to be able to read the thoughts of such a gifted, and talented (did I mention GENIUS) as myself. But, please, don’t smother me with requests to interviews, or throw at me your own silly attempts at “profound questions” so that we can debate them. Just chill…be cool.

Anyway, I know there was a reason that I wanted to update. Oh, there goes my memory again!

Oh yeah! Now I remember. I wanted to write about the rain. Hmmm, that would’ve been nice, but I think you’ll all miss the beautiful things I have to say about it because you’re all still shell-shocked at my finally revealing such an amazing secret.

What! Don’t tell me you forgot already? That’s just pathetic.

I come on here in an attempt to make it seem like I was going to write about something else, like the rain for example (give me a break, like I would write about that) but all I wanted to write about was the fact that I am a flippin’ genius! A mastermind…whiz kid…I mean woman…that I have awesome understanding of all things you have no idea about.

But no, you have to go and recover so easy from this shocking “coming-out”.

I have one word for this…

Darn, Power Puff Girls is on, I don’t have time for this now.

Take Care
~Pink Gerbera~

P.S. I seriously was going to talk about the rain. Man, I hate being all smart and stuff.